Dad Walks Into His Sons’ Room, Dies From Laughter When He Reads His Note For Him

Dad Walks Into His Sons’ Room, Dies From Laughter When He Reads His Note For Him

Parents will always have their child’s best interests, especially if they are still young enough to decide on their own. As a mom or a dad, it is our duty to step in and do what we have to do to protect our children and their future. We know that these youngsters are not concerned about the future – their future. This is where the parents have to step in.

One time, a teenagers’ grades were too terrible to handle and of course, he worried that he would disappoint his father. They would often encourage him to do good and study more. However, this teen chose to play video games and spend his time online instead. But he knew that his dad had a soft spot for him.

To at least lessen the parental punishment, he wrote his dad a letter and left it for him. He is hoping that this would scare his parents enough that they would forget about his bad grades and just focus on his safety instead. If you are curious what this letter is all about, here are snippets of what he wrote his dad:

“Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I am writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.”

He continued to say that he really likes her girlfriend, Stacy, but he knew that his dad would not approve of her because of her piercings, her tattoos, and also her tight motorcycle clothes. He even told dad that Stacy is much older than him!

“But it’s not only the passion dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.”

He continued to write that Stacy lives on a trailer in the woods and she has a stack of firewood that would last them for the entire winter.

“We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. I’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune – for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.”

He is also hoping that science would soon find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. “She sure deserves it,” he added.

“Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15. I know how to take care of myself. Someday I am sure we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, Joshua”

This would have been enough to give his dad a heart attack! But before the letter ends, he added a post note. He wrote:

“P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that’s on the kitchen table. Call me when it’s safe for me to come home!”

This note has been going viral online but nobody really knows who Joshua is! Still, it is fun to share with other people. This joke has surely got everyone on the floor laughing. This smart teen sure knows how to play the emotions of his dad. Sure enough, his dad would forget about his bad grades – hopefully!

Heads Up: If You See A Plastic Bottle On Your Tire, Get Ready

Modern life is exceptionally complex. You have so many bills to pay for – many of which did not even exist a few decades ago. Work keeps getting shoved onto you without being obvious – you have to check out your own items at Walmart because they don’t want to hire more people, you have to do your own takes, you have to pay for your own retirement.

With so many things to bother us and keep us occupied as we go through everyday life in the modern world – adding one more thing could just be too much. However, the message we want to share with you today is vital for your safety. If you ignore it, you might not be with us tomorrow. So listen up and take action if you ever see a plastic bottle stuck between your tire and the frame of your car. And if you do see it, call 911 immediately.

There’s a new trick out there for crooks to steal from you. And it is very effective. Carjackers have discovered a useful, and very cost effective way, to steal your car.

If you ever see a water bottle on your tire, know that a potential thief is lurking in the shadows. They’re watching you. And they’re hungry for your vehicle. Although this trick was first reported in Limpopo, South Africa, it has quickly spread to the rest of the world and is being used to great effect here in the United States.

Here’s how the trick works. When a potential carjacker sees a vehicle they want to steal, they put a water bottle against the wheel to “mark” it. They put the bottle on the front passenger side wheel so the driver won’t spot it when entering.

When the driver starts to move the car, the empty plastic bottle crackles and makes all sorts of worrying noise. The first thing that most drivers do is stop the car and jump out to see what they ran over. That’s when the carjacker strikes!

If a driver leaves the keys in the car with the vehicle running, all the thief as to do is get inside the vehicle and drive away. The owner is left on the curb looking like a fool. The thief could also just use the opportunity to get into the car and steal valuables like a wallet or cellphone that was left behind. The drive puts himself or herself at risk as soon as they leave the vehicle to examine what created the noise.

Next time you’re getting into your car, take a few seconds to check the wheels. Take a look to see if you can see anything out of order. And if you see a water bottle jammed into the space between the tire and the frame of the car – be on alert. The would-be thief might be watching you. Quietly take out your phone and dial 911 and alert the police to what you are experiencing and that you feel you might be under threat. Provide your location and details about your vehicle.

The video below offers more insight. It’s in Spanish, but you’ll learn something.

Outback Steakhouse Employees Hope Nobody Saw What They Wrote On Officers’ Receipt

Many restaurant managers try to do something for the people who protect and serve their communities.

An Outback Steakhouse manager in Louisiana knew that she had to do something for a group of police officers as they were eating a meal one afternoon.

A co-worker helped her with the good deed as well.

Arline Wood and server Zoe Rao saw the four officers at a table while they were working in the restaurant together.

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The two workers knew that the officers cared about their town and that they often didn’t get the recognition that they deserved.

They put their lives at risk every day and didn’t expect anything in return for their actions.

Arline talked to Zoe about what she had planned, and the two agreed that it was the best decision.

It was only a small gesture, but they hoped that it would show the officers that someone cares about the work that they perform each day.

Zoe talked to the officers while she was serving them. They were very polite and talked about more than just patrolling the city and keeping it safe.

She enjoyed the conversations that she had with the group.

When the officers were finished eating, they had a $67 bill that Arline and Zoe paid off together. They also gave the officers a note written on the receipt.

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They drew a happy face on the paper and told the officers to be safe while they were on the job.

The pair also noted that the meal was on the house and that they didn’t have to worry about paying.

After the officers saw what Arline and Zoe did, they didn’t know what to say. They thanked the women and left to go patrol the community as they did every night.

The image of the receipt and the act that the manager did for the officers were both posted on social media. The two didn’t want any kind of recognition for what they did.

However, members of the community have been thanking the two ever since.

Others are in agreement that more people should be thankful for the services provided by officers.

When Grandma Said She Could Dance Like The Kids, Nobody Believed Her Until The Music Started

Like most teenagers, Russell Horning just wants to have fun. So when he got a chance to dance with Katy Perry on Saturday Night Live, he prepared as hard as he could. He knew it would be the chance of a lifetime, and he managed to catch the heart of America as he performed a dance that turned into an overnight sensation and now everyone is doing the dance craze, including one pastor grandmother from Indiana who wants to prove she has still got it.

The viral dance move is called flossing. A person does it by clenching their fists and then quickly swinging their arms back and forth from side to side in front of them. It seems to be a rather easy move to nail, but executing it proves to be much harder than you might imagine.

While leaving an IHOP restaurant in Clarksville, the 70-year-old pastor grandmother noticed a little boy flossing. Because she was impressed with the sensational dance, she decided it is never too late to try something new. So with the camera rolling, she told her family that she was about to do it. And then she did.

Grandma starts dancing very slow to make sure she has the move down. And then as she gets the hang of it, she picks up speed and starts swinging her arms back and forth like a pro, and almost as good as Russell Horning was on SNL.

Grandma’s daughter caught the entire dance on camera. And she knew she had to upload it to the internet and get thousands of other people to watch the video because it was just too funny to ignore.

As a woman who grew up in the 50s and 60s, she did some dancing back in her day. Although she worked a career as a pastor, she never lost her passion for music and dance. Although she not done much hip-swinging recently, she performs the floss and then when she finishes telling her daughter behind the camera, “I still got it.”

And if the number of views is any testament to that, it seems to be true. People absolutely love granny’s dance moves.

Grandma’s daughter wrote the following description before sharing the video with ViralHog, who snatched it up and shared it to all their flowers.

“The video is of my 70-year-old mom ‘flossing’ at our local IHOP. She had just seen a little boy doing it and was so impressed that she gave him a dollar. He said ‘you try’ so this was her first try and she nailed it. She grew up in the 50’s and 60’s and lived for social dances. She’s also a retired pastor of a church for 20 years. She was praising God in the end but really feeling like the bomb herself.”

Viewers were stunned she got it on her first try.

“One savage grandma,” one viewer wrote.

“You gave her only one dollar? I would have given her $50.”

“She nailed it better than I could.”

What do you think about this retired pastor grandma’s dance moves?

This Baby’s First Words After Trying Peas For The First Time Had Me Smiling All Day

Babies are too cute when they’re maneuvering the details of learning to talk. It’s not always perfect, but it’s likely pretty adorable. Finding the words can be challenging, given their limited vocabulary and oftentimes burbles with a conversational tone seem to get the message across well enough. In the case of little Olivia, while taking on her first taste of peas, she more than gets the message across in her facial expression.

The excitement of a new flavor coming into her repertoire is exciting — that is, until it hits her mouth.

Olivia is all crinkled eyebrows and her face is saying “yuck,” even if she doesn’t have the words to articulate it. It’s clear enough that she’s no fan of pea baby food, but then she blurts out her first words.

What other six month old baby’s first words are what Olivia said, clear as day? Not likely many babies have uttered this, but Olivia wants to let mom and dad know that this baby food just isn’t for her.

Watch the video as they have Olivia seated in the high chair in anticipation of her first vegetable. Mom and dad build it up as pretty exciting, but things quickly take a downward turn.

She’s a little agitated at the start as her pacifier is taken away so they can capture this magic moment of Olivia’s first taste of vegetable, but she quickly calms and dad is at the ready with the spoonful of green muck.

Dad brings the spoon to the baby’s mouth and she’s willing to try, given that most times when a spoon approaches, it’s all good.

She takes the goop and her immediate reaction is not happy as she spits most of it right back out. Dad is heard saying, “aw, she doesn’t like it.”

Dad is willing to give it another go, in case she warms to the taste of peas and Olivia is a bit more hesitant to let this spoonful in, but dad plunks it in her mouth. Nope. Back out it comes!

That’s when Olivia lets mom and dad know what she’s thinking about the new food, telling them: “I done” as dad tries with a third spoon of peas.

Dad is surprised to hear Olivia’s words and another approach with the spoon is a no-go. He asks mom, “why would you get peas” and she explains that you’re supposed to start with a vegetable that’s not sweet when you introduce it to a baby.

Dad gets one more scoop in and Olivia smacks the highchair tray and the experiment is over, with dad saying, “I’m not doing this,” as he cleans up every last bit of peas from Olivia’s face.

Among the many comments left on the cute video of Olivia’s first words was one person who noted the display of hitting the tray was a sign, as they explained: “She was beating the tray on her high chair like how wrestlers beat the mat when they’re done and can’t take anymore/quit. Awww poor thing.”

Can You Find The Cat In Plain Sight Among The Owls. If You Can’t, Check The Answer Here

Can You Find The Cat In Plain Sight Among The Owls. If You Can’t, Check The Answer Here

Distinguishing a camouflaged animal from its natural habitat can be extremely difficult. And if you’ve followed AWM for any time now, you probably know how much we love to pose such challenges to you. These so-called optical illusions challenge our minds and our eyes to pick out shapes and colors among the grasses and the trees. Camouflage posts are a lot of fun for both you and me.

But this quiz is a bit different. Although it, like many others, includes a hiding cat, this cat is not hiding in its natural habitat. It is among a whole parliament of owls. And if you’re stumped, then you’re not alone. This challenge is tough for most people who take 2 minutes out of their busy days to gaze into the image.

Although this image is an illustration, it still poses a challenging “find the camouflaged animal” task.

And unless you have hawk eyes, you’ll probably need to gaze into the chaos of this picture for a few minutes before you catch the cat among the parliament of owls. And there is nothing to be ashamed of if that is the case for you because this one is certainly not easy to complete.

If you give up, scroll down to see the answer.

While challenges like this require some intuitive thinking, they often need good eyesight. And according to CooperVision, you can improve your vision with practice.

To begin, it is important to eat a healthy diet. With the correct vitamins and minerals, your eyes can get what they need to perform at their best. And this makes sense. If you’re not giving your eyes what they need, how are they supposed to find this cat among the owls?

First, you need to make sure you get Vitamin A and Lutein in your diet. Vitamin A helps by providing rhodopsin, which is critical to helping you see in low light. While this might not affect you much during this visual challenge, it can help you see better on a regular basis – especially if you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.

Lutein fundamentally helps your eyesight. According to CooperVision.com: “Lutein is a pigment found in high concentrations in a layer of the retina where pigment-packed cells help shield against excess light. Solid scientific research shows that lutein supplementation aids this process in our eyes to improve vision naturally. Fortunately, lutein is an antioxidant that occurs naturally in fruits and vegetables such as spinach, kale, and Swiss chard.”

So if you get your leafy green vegetables into your diet, you’ll be helping your eyes see better. Now that’s great.

Want to know what foods you need to eat if you want to get the added benefit for your eyes and your ability to see?

Add some foods from the following list to your regular diet to get hawk eye benefits:

Enjoy more collard greens, spinach, kale, and carrots. These are rich in vitamin A and lutein.

Liver is loaded with Vitamin A. And so is cod liver oil. Grandma was right about that!

For some extra lutein eat Swiss chard, zucchini, and Brussels sprouts.

Vitamin A is available in massive quantities in sweet potatoes. Plus, you can eat butter for some as well.

Do you see the cat among the owls?

5-Year-Old Calls 911 To Save Dad’s Life But Her Call Is Cracking Everyone Up

We all know that emergencies can be incredibly terrifying scenarios to deal with. Even the most level-headed of us will struggle to keep our cool when the stakes rise and someone’s safety or life is on the line.

Often, the panic and adrenaline that arises from an emergency situation will lead to us humans doing the oddest of things that run in contrary to what is needed at the moment.

Some cases are as varied as the caller speaking to the dispatcher in a detached, rambling manner as if they have forgotten why they have called 911 while their loved one is bleeding on the floor.

As a result, it is imperative that 911 dispatchers are not only trained to keep both themselves and the caller calm but to learn how to efficiently extract important information out of the caller, who is often panicking or dissociating.

So then, how do you handle a situation where a child is on the line, trying to deal with an emergency?

In the case of Jason Bonham, the emergency call operator, to find the whole situation adorable.

Now, before you make assumptions, Bonham acted professionally, it was a situation that was not traumatizing to the child, and no lives were lost.

Rather, it was simply the fact that he found the child’s interaction with him highly endearing. And no wonder, since the child is only 5 years old!

When young Savannah called the emergency hotline, Bonham immediately realized that the voice on the other end of the phone was incredibly young.

His tone, already patient and soothing, doubles down as he collects the information he needs. As it turns out, Savannah’s father was struggling to breathe.

This was enough of a reason for Bonham to dispatch personnel to the scene.

As soon as the girl was reassured that hope was on the way, her bright and spunky personality began to shine through! You can see this in the way she responds.

For obvious reasons, the operator needs to continue collecting information throughout the call as first responders rush their way to the emergency site.

Additionally, the operator needs to keep tabs on the situation at hand and to advise the caller how to prepare the site for the first responders.

In Savannah’s case, to unlock the door.

Being a little girl who was now comforted by the presence of adults taking care of the situation, Savannah then frets over the fact that she will still be in pajamas when the medical team arrives and wants to get dressed!

Unfortunately, Bonham needs to have her next to her dad so she can keep an eye on him.

This, however, doesn’t mean he can’t find the young girl’s responses utterly adorable!

As cute as this all is, stories like these do raise a very important question – namely, how prepared are your children in handling an emergency?

Knowing when to call 911 and understanding what to do in specific emergency situations can save both your life and the lives of your children and spouse, so it is best to prep them thoroughly as soon as you can!

Police Officer Learns The Hard Way NOT To Mess With Senior Citizens

An elderly lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why not.

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Moral: Don’t mess with little old ladies!

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The best explanation of a politician I’ve ever heard.

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old farmer said, “Well, as I see it, most politicians are ‘Post Turtles’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old farmer said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of fool put him up there to begin with.”

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