The best explanation of a politician I’ve ever heard.

While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old farmer said, “Well, as I see it, most politicians are ‘Post Turtles’.”

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’ was.

The old farmer said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of fool put him up there to begin with.”

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Who said doctors don’t have a sense of humor? HILARIOUS!

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The

doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting

these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most


The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the

mother and says, “Well,I don’t know how to tell you this but

your Darla is pregnant – about 4 months would be my guess.”

The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never

ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?”

Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is

there something wrong out there doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last

time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east

and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m

going to miss it this time!”

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101-Year-Old Mom Makes Her Son Stop The Car So She Can Play In The Snow

You are never too old to have fun. When you stop having fun, then life can really get you down!

Armand and his mom, 101 years old, were driving down the road when she told him to stop.

She got out of the car and had some fun in the snow! Armand was able to get the silliness on film and share it with us!

The woman gets out of the car and bends over to grab a handful of snow.

She then takes the time and patience to make the perfect snowball!

You can tell by the giggles and the grin on her face that she is having the best time!

This is the perfect reminder to us all to stop and enjoy ourselves.

Take a look at this video

These moments will be gone soon enough. Especially now during the holidays.

Put down your phones, tablets, and computers. Enjoy. Live life and smile!

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Dad Of Four Thinks Giving Birth Is Easy, So They Hook Him Up To A Simulator (video)

Dad Of Four Thinks Giving Birth Is Easy, So They Hook Him Up To A Simulator (video)

Being pregnant is a blessing but childbirth will never be easy for every woman who experiences it. However, some men think that having kids is an easy feat which is why one husband who told her wife that having four kids was “easy” was left to eat his words after experiencing the pain of contractions.

Michael Richardson, a husband and a father of four from Gran Canaria agreed to be hooked up to a device that would stimulate contraction pains for him to finally have a taste of what he thought was “easy.” His wife Jodie who has been married to him for 12 years decided that it would be the best time to record this hilarious experiment.

In the viral clip, Michael can be seen writhing in pain as he is being stimulated with contractions as it grows stronger and stronger. Jodie can be heard telling him that she has decided to show Tax what it would be like to experience period pains and what every woman experiences during childbirth. Her husband lasted for a couple of seconds before he started pulling at the electrodes connected to his stomach.

He was kicking his legs and begging his wife to “stop” and telling her to get it off.

Michael and Jodie purchased one of these machines after Michael’s physical therapist advised him to buy one to help him with his muscle pain caused by a knee injury. This was Jodie’s idea to hook him up because he keeps on telling her that having a baby was easy. “It’s only period pain, get over it,” he said.

The husband shared that at first, it felt uncomfortable but then the pain became worse and it felt like he was being stabbed in the stomach and the pain can be felt in his groin. Michael said, “It only went up to voltage five before I had to rip it off. I couldn’t take anymore.”

After getting a short glimpse of the pain that women experience during labor, this 47-year-old husband immediately took his nasty comments back after he had first-hand experience what he described as being stabbed in the groin. He changed his opinion on what his wife has gone through four times. He also admitted that he would never put himself through the pain again.

He also added that when his wife hooked him up to the machine, he had no idea what would happen next. “I didn’t believe the pain that women go through in childbirth,” he shared. Michael admitted that he honestly do not know how women do this. Jodie even told him that the pain that this machine stimulates is nothing compared to how it really feels in reality.

Jodie decided to share this online and the couple’s friends praised Michael for giving the machine a try before he started joking that he should stop acting like a baby after a few minutes of pain which is nothing compared to the hours that women have to endure.

This revelation is only a proof that there are areas where women can be stronger than men. Nothing can compare to the joy and happiness that women feel once they learn that they are pregnant. They know that giving birth can be very painful, but all of the sufferings will all be worth it once you have your healthy baby in your arms.

Cat Dances To “Can’t Stop The Feeling” In This Awesome Music Video

In 2016, Justin Timberlake released the song “Can’t Stop the Feeling.” There was a music video too.

It featured Justin Timberlake and a what appears to be a collection of ordinary people and dancing.

They dance in the supermarket, on the street, and even in a parking lot.

The video below is the CAT dancing version of that song.

A man loads up his cats (and dogs) into a golf cart, and the adventure begins!

They drive around as the song plays. You will be impressed with the moves the cats have! LOL! Enjoy!

Warning – you will probably have that song stuck in your head all day after watching!

Take a look!

There are glimpses of some pretty cool tricks the cats can do.

But, mostly, it is just a good, upbeat, happy video with people and their animals!

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Lottery Winner Arrested for Dumping $200,000 of Manure On Ex-Boss’ Lawn

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

Brian Morris was standing right across the street and laughing when the police arrived, and he rapidly came over to confess his responsibility and explain his motivations.

Lieutenant Frank Meyers, a spokesman of the Clarendon Hills Police Department, met the press a few hours later to explain the motivations behind this strange crime.

“The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit. He says he had to endure his mistreatment because he needed the money, but that now that he won $125 million it was time for revenge.”

The Clarendon Hills Police Department admitted that its response time was inadequate and said it would keep a close eye on Mr. Morris to avoid any more incidents.

Brian Morris had attracted a lot of media attention two weeks ago after winning $125 million at Powerball Multi-state lottery.

When asked by organizers what he would do with the money, he had simply answered: “Just read the news, you’ll see“.

He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.

A Bakery Hired An Assistant Who Likes To Wear Very Short Skirts…

A  bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short  skirts and thong panties.

One  day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the  loaves of bread behind the counter.

Noticing  her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant  idea.

“I’d  like some raisin bread please,” the man says.

The  shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on  the very top shelf.

The  man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view,  just as he thought.

When  she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.

As  the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male  customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin  bread.

After  many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, “why the unusual  interest in the raisin bread?”

Atop  the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.

Then,  she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking  that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, “Is it  raisin for you too?”

“No,”  stammers the old man, “but it’s quivering a little..”

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If You Find A Woman Hiding In This Picture You Have An Above Average IQ

Here we go! This is today’s brain teaser and puzzle for those of you who need a fix. German artist Jörg Düsterwald is one of the best painters in the world, and he has perfected the art of hiding models in plain sight!

In the image below, there is a model – Düsterwald has painted her body, and she is posing in the image – we promise.

It is said that only those with high IQs can find the model. Are you able to find the camouflaged woman in this picture? How about finding her in less than five seconds?

Düsterwald is truly amazing! The woman does blend in perfectly with the autumn themed background!

You can watch the video below to learn more about body painting.

Baby’s Reaction To Dad’s Rendition Of The National Anthem Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons

Baby’s Reaction To Dad’s Rendition Of The National Anthem Is Going Viral For All The Right Reasons

While Baltimore burned, lawyer Francis Scott Key penned the poem which would go on to become the national anthem of the United States. It was titled “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Key was inspired to write the words as he watched British ships invade Fort McHenry during the Battle of Baltimore in the War of 1812. Key claimed to have kept watch over the large American flag with fifteen stripes and fifteen stars as it flew over the fort despite the bombardment of the Royal Navy, indicating how the United States emerged victorious from the close battle.

When the poem’s words were set to a popular British tune, it became the national anthem of the United States. Now people all across the country learn the words and hear it at public events. But one fan of the Star-Spangled Banner is a lot younger than most. In this adorable video, you’ll watch as a baby babbles the words to the anthem in front of the camera while his patriotic father records it with pride.

Watch as the baby tries to sing along to the complicated and challenging national anthem. Even though many adults don’t know all the words to the Star-Spangled Banner, this baby already has a lot of it covered.

Ever since the “Star-Spangled Banner” became the United States’ official government tune in 1889, it has risen in increasing popularity. But it did not become the official national anthem until March 3, 1931, when it passed a congressional resolution.

While singing the anthem with his baby, dad makes sure to lead the way so the child can do his best. When dad starts going with the lyrics, the baby instantly recognizes the tune and joins in as soon as he can.

“Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light. What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming. Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight. O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?”

Along with his father, the baby bursts into song and even gets the gestures right. As you can see in the photo, the baby has his hands up like a superstar singing the national anthem before the World Series.

48-seconds into the rendition, the baby really gets into it. It is an amazing sight to behold. The baby almost seems to be in tears as he goes along with the music.

Thousands of people have viewed this baby sing the anthem with all his heart and soul. Here are some of the comments users like you left behind.

“What a heart. Perfect choir!”

“Funny and cute. He’s in the tempo.”

“Much better than Fergie at the All-Star game!!!”

“Love it when he closes his eyes and sings!”


Viewers are swept up in the magical moment of patriotism. Although this baby doesn’t yet understand the words, he gets the gist of the song through its melody and the way the words sound. It’s quite inspiring.

What do you think about this baby and daddy duet of “The Star-Spangled Banner?”